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The Mostly Hellsing Anti Mary Sue Society

Where Impure Fics Shall Be Flamed Into Eternal Damnation!

The Mostly Hellsing Anti-Mary Sue Community
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All Members , Moderated
Rules & Info

I'd like to think that this community is a spin-off Deleterius, or at least is based off it. Deleterius itself is a spin-off of the original Mary Sue Report, marysues.

This place exists because Mary Sues are rapidly building up in the Pit of Voles, espiecally in the Hellsing category. Could it be the work of a mysterious evil organisation? Quite possibly.

I'm not sure whether or not this community is here just to hang around and poke fun of authors. It sure is stress relieving. But, like Deleterius, it does serve as a lovely place to vent your frustrations with the horrible authors who spoil our fandoms. And if said authors can gain from that, then so be it. No flaming or harrassing the author though, because that is wrong. But feel free to laugh out loud at some of their pitiful attempts at writing. Hey, if they think a weepy Alucard is an in-character Alucard, then maybe they are getting what they deserve. Just keep it here please.

If you find your story here, don't you worry. Just remain safe in the knowledge that it's your own fault. Sucks to be you.

On a similar note, trolls serve one purpose: to be poked mercilessly whilst mature authors giggle at your ignorance.

If you'd like some help on how to fix your character/story/whatever and make it better, feel free to post up asking for help. Also, I hear oc_analysis is good.

"Hellsing Sues - A place where the phrase 'canon nazi' is a strangely relevant phrase..."

(Read before posting)

Check before you post. Duplicates will happen, but they can be avoided.

Criticize anything you want about the story and character, but not the author.
Unless they appear as a troll. Then you are entitled to... I believe the phrase is, "Flame them into eternal damnation." ^^

DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE harass the author on any Internet medium, including FF.net and messages. Unnecessary harassment and/or flaming of authors no matter how bad the fic is is always wrong. I that there are some horrible Hellsing fics out there, but please, try and restrain yourselves!

Vendettas are for lesser mortals.

English isn't everyones first language.

Good stuff should be mentioned. C'mon people, should the author read through this community, it will at least soften the blow.

If you want to post, you have to join the community. It's like a moat to keep the trolls at bay.

Don't link to other peoples LJ. Ever. I'm led to believe that this is bad. It's bad people, DON'T DO IT!

Even if you stumble upon a (thankfully) lost pile of Sue stories, please don't overload this community with posts. Limit yourself to a few a day please.

A lot of stories are long, so you should only pick the best parts. You'll have to link to the rest if you want us all to read and mock the rest.


Submitting a Sue

Okay... I want this to be like Deleterius and marysues, since they are both so great.

Feel free to submit a really, really bad story. They're just as much fun as Mary Sue stories (normally there's a Sue in it though). If you're going to just submit a Sue-less badfic, then I guess most of the below isn't needed...

This was blatantly stolen from Deleterius, which was blantantly stolen from marysues. If you're reading this, please don't kill me.

Story Or Series Title:
Culprit Author's Name:

Full Name (plus titles if any):
Full Species(es):
Hair Color (include adjectives):
Eye Color (include adjectives):
Unusual Markings/Colorations:
Special Possessions (if any):

Annoying Origin:
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters:
Annoying Special Abilities:
Other Annoying Traits:

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:


Sure, not all Original Characters are bad. But they can still to fall into the Mary Sue trap of being so perfect they're not believeable. On a similar note, not all Original Characters are Mary Sues either.

Other handy links, check out:
Deleterius, marysues, badfic, fanficrants, bad_crossovers and stop_the_badfic.